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Oh my! How did my little punk get to be a teenager?

Ten years ago, when he celebrated an earlier birthday, I told him he was now three years old.

He disagreed, so I asked him why he didn’t think his birthday had made him a year older.

“Because my voice is still two years old.”

Thankfully, today his voice still sounds the same as it did last month. I don’t think I could have handled the octave drop at this time.

The birthday party consisted of a photographic scavenger hunt. About 75 items, some achievable, some age-appropriately immature (involving nasal fluids, for example), and others simply included to frustrate or befuddle (“A photo of Stephen Harper?”), were listed, printed and distributed along with two cameras.

They bifurcated into teams and were off!

Photos below should give you a sense of some of their challenges.

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Here they had to use the self-timer and snap a photo with with all members’ feet off the ground.

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Snug Cove or bust. Snug Cove is where we catch the ferry.

In addition to a pic of Stephen Harper (which I hoped they’d approach with jocularity) I also included on the list the name of their Head of School. Silly me, I thought they’d dress up or in some way pretend to be Dr. Ted Spear.

Noooooo. They telephoned him.

“Hello, Ted? It’s one-half of the Grade 8 class calling. Can we come to your house and take your picture?”

And they did. Gall, nerve or chutzpah — whatever — I had none of this gumption when I was 13.

Some other challenges:

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Self-explanatory.

Ninja something or other.

Tree hugging. This is B.C., after all.

Coiffure du jour.

Opera.

More opera.

That’s chocolate on Devon’s face, by the way. A different task.

The birthday boy. Physical prowess.

Walk like a duck, although I see here they’re holding their earlobes. Will have to check in with Baby Duck to see what that was all about.

And with pennies over their eyes to boot!

A happy time for all.

Not bad for a bunch of photos on self-timer. Can’t recall who won the challenge but it didn’t matter. There were peals of laughter when the pictures were shown on the television screen.

Confession time: This birthday fete took place a month ago and I vowed today — TODAY IT WILL BE WRITTEN.

Why the urgency to get it posted? Tune in tomorrow…

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We rose before the chickens today, needing to head to town.

Into the car we hauled a cello, a change of clothes, a camera, various pieces of high-tech communication devices, a freshly assembled caffeinated concoction, reading material, one adult and one child.

We reached the ferry line-up, already at the cut-off point, but secure in the knowledge that this spot in the line always meant there’d be room for us to board.

We needed to be on that 7.30 ferry, you see. The Princess was due to perform in the Kiwanis Festival in the Dunbar area of Vancouver (oh, so ironically about nine minutes from our old house on West Fifth) and with morning traffic, time to warm up and stay calm, we were giving ourselves lots of time.

As we approached the terminal the traffic slowed uncharacteristically. No no no no no, I chanted inside. We have to be on this ferry.

The ferry man waved his hand. Down went the gate, even with six cars in front of us.

The eyes of the Princess were wide. “Oh-oh.”

I took four seconds to weigh my options.

“Let’s go. Get your cello and we’ll grab a taxi on the other side.”

We left the car, coffee, camera, clothes in the line-up, raced down the sidewalk to where the ferry man saw our waves, raised the gate and let us on.

Aboard the Queen of Capilano the adrenalin rush had us shaking and breathing hard. What now?

On the chance that He Who Works On The Thirty-Third Floor might have a clear calendar we called to see if he’d pick us up from the terminal and get us to the church on time.

Other than having missed an important ferry, arrival at the church was timely and this all seemed to be working quite smoothly.

And where might the Princess warm up prior to the recital?

Oh, very sorry, said the man in charge. You’re not allowed to warm up. You’re supposed to arrive already warmed up. If you need to warm up you can do that in your car although I see that may be difficult with a cello. Well, you may warm up in the parking lot.

And so she did, feeling very Yo-Yo Mah-esque.

After a few run-throughs we returned indoors, took our place and waited our turn.

Truly, my little one did very well. The adjudicator called her playing ‘thoughtful’ and ‘gentle.’ You can hear Yo-yo’s version here.

Well, as He Who Works was flying off to Toronto tonight anyway, we dumped him at the office, stole his car and returned to the ferry terminal. His parting words, by the way, regarding the other vehicle we’d left at the roadside back on Bowen, were that we’d probably get a ticket. Ah, but we’d made the ferry, remember? We were still heady with that success.

We made the noon sailing with no trouble at all and within a few minutes were disembarking and glancing down the street for my car.

Hmmmm. How far back had I been?

Hmmmmm.

My car. Not there.

No panic of course, because who steals anything on Bowen? We don’t lock our doors much less our cars (that’s how we can tell who the tourists are…!) because if someone steals your TV they’ll still have to wait in line for the ferry.

The Princess suggested we talk to the police. One RCMP detachment on Bowen, population 2.

I walked in.

“May I help you?”

Well, I seem to have misplaced my vehicle.

“Ohhh. You must be Lois.”

My friends, this is a big burly leather-booted kevlar-vested side-armed boy in blue we’re talking about. He stuck out his hand: “I’m Brian.”

I love this place.

My car?

“Well, call Bill. He’ll know. Maybe he sent Kiwi to get it.”

Bill owns the local towing company. I don’t know who Kiwi is.

I apologize to my new friend Brian for leaving my car unattended at the side of the road and tell him why I had to be on that ferry.

“I see,” he says, looking at the Princess. “Well? How’d she do?”

She came in first, I say.

“Well in that case I won’t write you a ticket. But you will have to pay Bill for the towing.”

Oh, don’t you worry about that.

So I call Bill the tow guy. He answers his phone but tells me he’s out in Howe Sound fishing for crabs: “I’ll get Kiwi to call you.”

Kiwi turns out to be someone named Gary who apologizes over and over for having towed my car. It’s all right, I say. It was my fault.

“Yes, but I feel so bad because now I have to charge you.”

It’s all right, I say. It was my fault.

“Yes but–” Poor guy. Now I feel bad.

With a friend I drive out to pick up my car. Gary tells me he was checking my tires and saw one had a slow leak, pierced by a nail. Could I wait a minute while he fixes it?

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I do love this little island. From the ferry meister who raised the gate so mother, child and cello could get on board to the police officer who apologized for having had to call the tow truck to the tow guy who pulled the nail from the tire.

And yes, the Princess really did take first place. I wasn’t simply saying that to butter up Constable Brian.

A nice place to come home to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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