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We’re at the White Spot in North Vancouver, waiting for our flatbreads, mac and cheese, and veggie burger to arrive.

The White Spot is part of the everyday landscape on the Lower Mainland. Basic white-folks comfort food, kind of a west-coast Salisbury House, a similar genre Winnipeg institution.

Perfectly child-friendly in every way — waitstaff, menu and crayons at the table.

Huh? Who me?

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

No predators in the form of coyotes, cougars or bears means huge numbers of deer wander the island, munching on whatever tasty morsels they find. Gardens surrounded by six feet or more of fencing MAY be safe from the marauding herbivores.

What? Cute little me? I’d never harm a fly.

Lock up your cabbages, folks. Bambi’s in town.

Help wanted

We have a theme going on in the new house.

It’s not glass.

It’s not wide open spaces.

It’s a wee decorating dilemma.

A decorating dilemma that involves just about every room in the new abode.

Are you catching the flavour of my fear?

I came of age in the 70s.

Wood was big. Wool too. Beards. Beads. Granola.

Pottery.

The 80s, mind you, were all about padded shoulders, rouged cheeks, Dallas and big, brassy personalities.

Did someone say “Brassy?”

Help me, Rhonda!

Dudes!

Arts Night at school yesterday.

Homeboy *loves* his music teacher.

We all do.

La dolce vita

A few moments ago I opened the door to this…

There are hotels and then there is

The Shangri-La.

“… he felt an extraordinary sense of physical and mental settlement. It was perfectly true; he just rather liked being at Shangri-La.”

Ah, the Shangri-La.

Dimmed lights, neutral colours, serenity and calm, the perfect mid-afternoon respite after a desperately busy few hours waltzing down Fourth Avenue, browsing bookstores, cafes and the odd funky clothing shop.

But wait! Another lovely glass and wood door catches my curious eye.

Oh, now isn’t that nice!

A marble floor, marble walls, an Asian-inspired two-sink vanity, soaps, creams, gels, toothbrushes — even a hair elastic IF I were so inclined to go for a run in the morning.

I’m not.

First of all — the best excuse EVER!!! — I must (simply MUST!) “take it easy” after the eye surgery. Oh, were it always so easy to slip out of one’s exercise commitments.

Second, I have a couple of stitches on my abdomen from a surgical sampling of the skin excised there for a mysterious rash that showed up last week. “Take it easy,” said the doc. Whoooopeeee! Another excuse to forego the morning gym routine.

And third, I have an early flight tomorrow. That particular excuse sounds fairly lame following the previous two, doesn’t it?

Now back to the bathroom.

A marble tub. This tub invites, beckons, coos and calls. This tub purrs.

This tub overlooks the extremely busy Georgia Street. Car, trucks, buses and bicyclists pass by in multiples of nineteen at every moment.

But the kind folks at the Shangri-La have thought of everything.

What a thoughtful gesture. I plan to be entirely too mellowed out whilst soaking to think of anything beyond getting to the next step.

And here’s what the next step looks like.

How many more hours until I can go to sleep?

May birthdays

One turns nine, another fifteen.

And this one — five decades on the fifth day of the fifth month.

Of course, these are the first three I think of.

Any others?

We could make a full month of celebration — what could be better?

When memory serves

In Grade 4 I learned a poem by Carl Sandburg:

The fog comes

on little cat feet.

It sits looking

over harbour and city

on silent haunches

and then moves on.

Any poems you remember from long-ago days at school?

The fog recedes

Early Friday morning I took one final fuzzy look at my two beautiful babes, then crossed my fingers, looked heavenward and submitted to a sharp object pressed deep and accurately into my right eye.

Twenty-four hours later my eyes opened to a brand new world.

First thing I noticed was the dark blue line encircling the pale blue of the eyes of the Princess. Pretty blue eyes rimmed with dark blue. I hadn’t remembered.

To be honest, her eyes were the second thing I noticed Saturday morning. The first was my own startled visage staring back at me from the bathroom mirror. I met every line, every change, every element of my face that I’ve not really seen the last couple of years.

And that’s all we need to say on that particular subject.

My next observation was a pair of geese honking at me from the peak of my neighbour’s house. I hadn’t ever realised there was a chimney sticking out of his roof. Sheesh.

En route to the chicken coop I passed apple and pear trees in bloom, along with a zillion dandelions blossoms sparkling yellow on the lawn.

So much growth and renewal on a weekend morning, all before seven o’clock!

Old Rooty-Toot here was as entertaining as always, desperately attacking my leg, determined to be remembered with respect and ferocity.

Beauty everywhere, even in the fallen forsythia blossoms, all so remarkably clear, crisp and wordlessly new and fresh.

After 48 hours I’m still bumbling around in dark shades, desperately trying to register as ‘cool’ rather than ‘middle-aged loser.’

And do you see how excited I am with one new cataract-less eye?

I promise to be perfectly obnoxious when my second bionic eye arrives at the end of this month.

Eleventh birthday redux

We hosted a big emerging-on-adolescence party here last weekend.

Jeff Salem, a drummer we’ve met through our Suzuki excursions, hauled tubs and tubs of drums, shakers, rattles, tambourines and assorted noise makers into our home, handing them out to every man, woman and child and invited all to MAKE NOISE!

And so they did — rhythmically pounding out names, favourite foods, colours — anything to make a rhythm repeatable.

LI-ver and ON-ions sound a lot better than HAP-py BIRTH-day, for example.

The afternoon was a joyous, raucous, rambunctious event.

And our boy was thrilled.

It was also one of those moments where country living paid off. All that noise — and no neighbours.

Surrounded by his friends.

A perfect end to a very happy day.

A roof with a view

Walking back from the car this morning I heard a soft “mmmwuuuump.”

Flocks of Canada geese currently own every pond and watering hole for miles around.

One tough leather-and-chains pair checks out our pond every year, swimming elaborate circles and inspecting grassy banks.

This year three of our ducks sauntered down to the pond and tried to play nice with the wild gander and his gal.

Only a few minutes passed before our ducks rapidly waddled and flapped their way back to the cloistered safety of the chicken coop, quacking something about their inability to keep a conversation going with the new guy.

Hey! You two hens! Cut out that cacklin’ in there.

You can hear me. Now knock it off!

Stella! Come on, Stella!

Hey, Stella! Hey! Stel-laaaaa!