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We’ve headed to the Mount Forest Fur and Feather Fanciers Show about six times in the last three years — last weekend of April, first weekend of October we’re there — and haul home a motley flock of feathers every time.

As my brother so sagely observed: “You know, if you’d kept them alive, you’d have a flock of a hundred by now.”

Fortunately, we reside in different provinces and I’ll forget he said that when I see him this weekend.

So, yeah, we’ve had our problems with longevity but the point is, we love our chickens.

Take this old gal here. Her origins are Chilean, first bred by the Araucanian Indians and over time crossed with Central and North American breeds so that she can be called either an Araucana or Americana.

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And thus she’s quite different from other birds. For starters, she’s rumpless.

Notice how she lacks an arc of feathers emanating from her tail area? Rumpless.

She also has ear-tufts and lays blue-shelled eggs. Fun!

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I love these birds. They have big messy mops of feathers on their head that don’t appear to impede their vision.

The main breed is called Polish or Poland and these are a variety called gold-laced. They’re relatively mellow birds and lay smallish white eggs.

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We picked up three hens and a rooster. Maybe in the spring we’ll hatch some chicks — baby polish chicks appear to sport a mohawk. Very cute!

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And these vulturine creatures, known as guinea hens or guinea fowl, hail originally from Africa.

They’re wildly weird, have a sharp cackle that devolves to a repetitious shriek which, noted my Polish grandfather, was in fact a Polish profanity which translated to “dog’s blood.”

They’re supposedly quite tasty — shhhhhhhhh — we don’t eat our chickens — and their thick-shelled eggs are dark brown and shaped like tear-drops

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They’re quite wild in that if I let them wander out of the coop they might choose to roost in some trees and not return. Not return in a viable form, I mean.

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And they have a certain je ne sais quoi

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And last into the cart were a half-dozen of these sweet little things. These are buff (the colour) Cochins.

They’re very sweet tempered, with feathered legs and feet and are bushily feathered overall.

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Cochins and the Polish are my favourite breeds but nothing beats the Cochins for personality.

In the summer they’ll wander over for a visit as I weed in the garden.

If they’ve run short of mash (feed with grain and crumbles) they’ll run up as I leave the house and walk along side, beady black eyes looking straight at mine.

“WHERE is our food, oh you with the travel mug?”

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Anthropomorphism aside, they’re sweet little things.

All the chickens have distinct personalities and there’s a bona fide pecking order.

Family dynamics in the chicken yard. Now there’s a scholarly thesis topic!

Bringing it all home

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So here’s how we looked at about 9.30 a.m., after power-cruising the giant fairground where the Mount Forest Fur & Feather Fanciers Show was set up.

Looks modest enough, doesn’t it? A couple of hemlocks nicely framing the collection at the end a busy morning… mmmmmm, so bucolic.

Just not enough room for an emu, Mary.

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When we arrived back home and began unloading cages, it felt like a cross between Christmas morning and buyer’s remorse.

What was it we got again?

Ah. Right.

It’s all good. tho’.

Here’s a pretty trio of Indian Runner Ducks.

The one closest, with the necktie, is one we hatched under a chicken two summers ago. That’s an interesting story on its own. For another day.

The egg had come from this very fair — albeit from a different farmer.

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These Runner ducks have an upright posture, you’ll notice, and lean forward when they move, like a slightly tilted bowling pin. And they don’t walk, they run.

If you saw the movie ‘Babe’ you’ll remember the duck Ferdinand who flew to the top of the barn every morning to wake the farm with his “crowing.” If you’ll recall, Ferdinand was a New York-accented neurotic who was understandably worried about ending up as Christmas dinner. His stressed-out countenance was underscored by his frantic running hither and yon.

Now we have three of those.

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The female has the white patches and the drake is pure chocolate. She quacks, he whispers. Honest. That’s how to tell them apart.

Eventually the drake will also acquire a single curled tail feather. That’s the other way to tell them apart.

Honest.

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Here’s another pretty bird.

He’s a Mille Fleur Belgian d’Uccle bantam — Mille Fleur for short.

These chickens are especially sweet and docile and are among my favourites.

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Look how beautiful he is!

Our Mille Fleurs have feathered legs and feet, which I love, a single comb, and have reddish-bay feathers that are tipped in white. Their colours should improve as they age.

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Not exactly a ferocious peregrine falcon.

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And his partner, pretty in pink. She’ll lay small buff-coloured eggs in a few months.

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And me? What about me?

I’m pretty too, right?

Are you ever going to talk about me?




Feather Fest

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Just a month ago we were wandering Berlin’s Trodelmarkt, examining stacks of old plates, baskets of doorknobs, stringless violins and rusted typewriters at a gigantic public flea market.

After all, goes the adage, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

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It’s all about what street you take to get there, I guess.

In our case, we woke at 5.33 in the dark and quiet morning, caffeinated our travel mugs and set out on a lengthy and northerly drive into what my brother calls “Harrowsmith Country.”

We passed through a number of beautiful century-old towns, main streets lined with orange brick Victorian-era buildings, dotted between corn fields, dairy operations, Amish communities and wind farms.

Our destination: Mount Forest, home to the bi-annual Fur & Feather Fanciers Swap and Sale.

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First and foremost, it’s a place where you will find Exactly What You Were (or were not *can we have a puppy? pleeeease? can we have a bunny? how about a kitten? pleeeeeease? oh! oh! look! a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig! can we have one? pleeeease?*) Looking For.

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But mostly, it’s a farmer’s free-for-all and it’s fantastic!

Farmers show up very early in the morning to have their tables, cages and livestock assembled for the 7 a.m. start.

Seven o’clock in the morning these folks are selling their wares.

The best stuff is gone by 9 a.m. although officially it carries on until noon.

These farmers have to get back to their own barns and fields by a reasonable hour after all.

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So let’s just say that you had some chickens pigeons. And that you went away on a trip. To, say, Germany Saskatchewan. And while you were away all your chickens pigeons were gobbled up by a coyote fox weasel you’re not exactly sure.

You’d need to re-supply your flock. Right?

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Or maybe your parakeet flew away and you recently moved to a bigger condo and just now remembered your Grade 7 project on “Cute Australian Animals I Luv.”

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You simply never know what you’ll suddenly need in your suddenly dull and very ordinary life.

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Signs for the conflicted home-owner.

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Lawn-management systems.

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Cost-saving transportation for your commute.

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Puppies. (*oh! oh! oh! pleeeease?*)

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A piglet. (*oh! oh! pleeeease?*)

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Well now, hello there. How about me? I’m cute too, right?
Will you take me with you?

Will you?

Pleeeeeease?


Puffy Pancakes: Version Two

A couple of weekends ago I posted a recipe on easy puffy pancakes that mixed up in a blender and baked in the oven.

Here’s the same basic recipe, tweaked so that it works in a cake or loaf pan.

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Begin with your beautiful white palette, perfectly contrasted with a fresh cup of joe and some Fresh Air on CBC.

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Put flour, milk, sugar, salt, four eggs and soft butter in a blender and whirr until very well mixed.

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While the batter blends, grease your mother’s well worn but now rarely used cake pan. The last time I baked a layer cake was Nicholas’s fourth birthday — which, I think, may also have been the first time I baked a layer cake.

And I completely confess laziness on the ozone-unfriendly spray-on coating. It’s completely disgusting and oh-so-convenient.

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When thoroughly blended and smooth pour the batter into the greased cake pan.

Place in a 400 degree oven. After 20 minutes, reduce the heat to 350 and bake 10 minutes more.

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And the joy you will feel when your pancake emerges all gloriously puffed-up and crusty makes Saturday morning worth the effort.

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Cut out a wedge, top with sour cream, some fruit sauce, icing sugar and enjoy.

This one is easy-peasy and is a marvelously simple weekend treat!

Recipe: Puffy Pancakes


Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

Combine in blender:

2/3 c milk

2/3 c flour

4 eggs

1/2 t salt

1 T sugar

2 T soft butter

Butter one round layer-cake or loaf pan.

Bake 20 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 F and bake 10 minutes more.

Top with sour cream, fruit, icing sugar.

Serves two to three, doubles easily.

Have fun!

Addendum from my testers:

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Guaranteed to please!

The entertainment

A sunny afternoon outdoors.

Any chance for improvement?

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Some resounding syncopation sounds like a good place to start.

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Goatskin stretched across wooden cylinders — bam batta bam b-bam bam b-bam bam …

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The Butterfly Drummers. They just makes you smile.

And then out comes the next wave of motion, moving, undulating, expressive arms, wrists, waists…

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Completely absorbed in the moment, echoing the movement of the drum beats…

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Swaying, jumping, cascading over the sound…

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Taking us somewhere very long ago from here…

Sticky Wicket: The game

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The bowler winds up, ready to hurl the ball down to the other end of the field.

A comment on the picture quality — it’s Not Very Good At All.

That’s because the crowd sits on the outskirts of the field, very far away from an errant ball smacked hard by the cricket bat.

Consider a major league baseball game: How far out in left field would you sit?

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And off the ball soars, destined to hit the ground right in front of the competitor’s bat, directly in front of the wicket — a three-spoked gate anchored into the earth.

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The batsman connects with the ball, ideally hitting it into a space where no competing players wait.

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With a successful hit he races to the other end of the playing area and back — if he can — counting up the number of times he can get home again.

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It’s a game of power and speed.

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A successful dash, passing his teammate who’s on his way to tag the ground in front of the opposite wicket.

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The points accumulate and the yellow team wins!

Tomorrow: Half-time entertainment

Sticky Wicket: Intro

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The bags.

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The bats.

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The media, with populist politician.

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The wicket-keeper.

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The bowler.

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The batsman.

Tomorrow: The game

Three little eggplants

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I have tried, quite unsuccessfully FOR YEARS to grow eggplants. This year to my great excitement — success!

This time, after the other tender annuals had been transplanted to the garden, I left the eggplant sproutlets in Good Neighbour Bill’s greenhouse. I thought more heat, earlier and longer, might prompt some activity in the flower production department, along with an army of honeybees to take care of the pollination management.

That appears to have been the ticket.

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I just love the looks of these globes. Misshapen, bulging, purple — how many purple vegetables are out there?

They look so witchy and mysterious.

They remind me of a children’s rhyme, with apologies for recitation in the wrong month.



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Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate

First one said, “Oh my! It’s getting late!”

Second one said, “There are witches in the air,”

Third one said, “Well, we don’t care!”

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Fourth one said, “Get ready for some fun!”

Fifth one said, “Let’s run and run and run!”


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Woooo-oooo went the wind

And out went the light

And the five little pumpkins rolled out of sight!

Loving the spud

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I’m quite enamoured of the lowly potato this year.

Over a summer that’s been too cool for tomatoes, too rainy for pumpkins, too weird for much of anything, the tubers of the ‘tater sit unassuming under the ground, waiting.
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It’s a kind of potato divining — sticking a fork into the ground and predicting that on the first pry back, something will be there.

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And all just from one plant — which itself began from a small piece of a potato tossed in a hole in late spring.

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The potato was the first food to be grown in outer space.

I suspect they don’t do fish and chips at the international space station.

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I had a Mr. Potato Head in the early 1960s. Mr. P was the first toy ever to be advertised on TV. In those days, the toy consisted of body parts to be pressed in to a raw potato. These days, the toy arrives with the body parts and a plastic potato, holes pre-assigned.

It’s still a weird little toy.

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So at the end of the day I grated up these beauties, combined them with a small yellow squash and crumbled feta cheese, added a chopped onion and beaten egg, made them in to patties, brushed both sides with oil+melted butter, and baked them in the oven for a half hour.

Skeptical at the start (“Squash?!”), my lovelies ate and ate the patties, daubed with sour cream.

Yes, I’m liking these spuds a whole lot!

Still in sick bay

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The patient appears still well and perky today. He even gave us a crow from his basement suite whilst L practiced her cello.

And he’s feeling good — good enough for a little personal grooming.

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Always aim to look your best.

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Because you never know who might drop by.

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Take this highly ferocious feline for example.

She’s dropped by to check out what’s new in the food department.

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Our little friend is on extreme high alert.

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But Ferocious Feline is merely checking out the hospital fare — molasses, boiled egg and baked potatoes — and determines it’s not worth her time.

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And moves along.

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While the little guy’s legs just got a little bit stronger.